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Jessica
19 Years ♥3/29/1994♥
Alabama Is Where I Sleep
I Like Everything & Everyone
LETS BE FRIENDS!!!

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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sexual-v0ices:

If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

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phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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“hella cute questions”

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?   (via auilic)

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

DO IT

(via mamebig)

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cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

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“I just wanna feel like I’m on drugs without taking drugs.”

Edan (via perfect)

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  • 1. Are you a virgin?
  • 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
  • 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
  • 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
  • 5. Do you swear under celibacy?
  • 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
  • 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
  • 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
  • 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
  • 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
  • 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
  • 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
  • 13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
  • 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
  • 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
  • 18. What is your bra/penis size?
  • 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
  • 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
  • 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
  • 22. When was the last time you masturbated?
  • 23. When was the last time you had sex?
  • 24. When was the last time you watched porn?
  • 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
  • 26. Guys: Circumsized?
  • 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
  • 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
  • 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
  • 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
  • 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
  • 36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
  • 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
  • 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
  • 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
  • 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
  • 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
  • 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
  • 43. Are you into any BDSM?
  • 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
  • 45. Turn on's?
  • 46. Turn off's?
  • 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
  • 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
  • 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
  • 50. Do you like dirty talk?
  • 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
  • 52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
  • 53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
  • 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
  • 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
  • 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
  • 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
  • 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
  • 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
  • 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
  • 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
  • 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
  • 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
  • 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
  • 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
  • 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
  • 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
  • 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
  • 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
  • 70. Favorite type of oral?
  • 71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
  • 72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
  • 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
  • 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
  • 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
  • 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
  • 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
  • 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
  • 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
  • 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
  • 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
  • 83. Birth control or condoms?
  • 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
  • 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
  • 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
  • 87. Do you have any STDs?
  • 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
  • 89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
  • 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
  • 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
  • 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
  • 93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
  • 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
  • 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
  • 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
  • 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
  • 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
  • 99. Do you like masturbation?
  • 100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
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“I hope the thought of me makes your skin crawl.”

Ten Word Poem by Pien Pouwels (via theonqreyjoy)

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